Smokers, Shoppers, Texters, and Drinkers

I have the discovered the four main personalities in Dublin.

Myers Briggs may have their ideas, but here's the observation:

Smokers: I can walk from the Spire to the Brazen Head entirely on cigarette butts.

Shoppers: Sloths sprint in comparison.

Texters: Head down, fingers ablaze, fun to bump into.

Drinkers: The Temple Bar area is known as Temple Barf. Rivers of Guinness scented vomit, and classy girls peeing in doorways. It was Wednesday.